A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."
Bullets don't kill people; neither does Bullet_Magnet. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is. "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." — (Talbot in) Maid of Orleans by Friedrich Schiller
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